The Snack Menu

A timeless recipe with a surprising kick. Served with a side of dry humor and warm conversation. Pairs well with late-night drives and deep talks. Known to be loyal to a fault and surprisingly good at fixing things around the house.

Hot on the outside, soft on the inside. Creamy center of emotional availability breaded in sarcasm. Best served at concerts or on hiking trails. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.

Everything you want piled high — tech skills, cooking chops, and a heart of gold. A little messy but in an endearing way. Comes with a side of board game nights and unsolicited movie recommendations.

Can't decide between land and sea? Neither can he. Equally comfortable in a suit or board shorts. Adventurous palate, even more adventurous spirit. Will plan the trip but forget to book the hotel.

Crispy exterior, soft center, covered in sweetness. An artist in every sense — canvas, kitchen, and conversation. Will remember your coffee order after one date. Dangerously charming at art gallery openings.