Appetizers
— starters to whet your appetite —
Nate
“The Adult Lunchable”
Chef's Pick ⭐
A timeless recipe with a surprising kick. Served with a side of dry humor and warm conversation. Pairs well with late-night drives and deep talks. Known to be easy going and surprisingly good at fixing things around the house.
Spice Level: 🌶🌶🌶 ☆☆
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Jacob
“The Jalapeño Popper”
Popular 🔥
Hot on the outside, soft on the inside. Creamy center of emotional availability breaded in sarcasm. Best served at concerts or on hiking trails. Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter.
Spice Level: 🌶🌶🌶🌶 ☆
Mains
— the full experience —
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Johnathan
“The Loaded Nacho”
Fan Favorite 💛
Everything you want piled high — tech skills, cooking chops, and a heart of gold. A little messy but in an endearing way. Comes with a side of board game nights and unsolicited movie recommendations.
Spice Level: 🌶🌶 ☆☆☆
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Danny
“The Surf & Turf”
Seasonal 🌊
Can't decide between land and sea? Neither can he. Equally comfortable in a suit or board shorts. Adventurous palate, even more adventurous spirit. Will plan the trip but forget to book the hotel.
Spice Level: 🌶🌶🌶 ☆☆
Desserts
— save room for something sweet —
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Sam
“The Churro”
Sweetest 🍯
Crispy exterior, soft center, covered in sweetness. An artist in every sense — canvas, kitchen, and conversation. Will remember your coffee order after one date. Dangerously charming at art gallery openings.
Spice Level: 🌶 ☆☆☆☆